Mofos Alumni::

2016 Alumni

Abdulla A
MOFO Since 2013
Strength: Involuntary war cry mechanism
Weakness: WHERE clauses on UPDATE statements
Description:
     

Don L
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Yelling, steering 2k races
Weakness:
Description: Coach
     

Aly Y
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Losing 150 pounds
Weakness: Uncontrollable rage
Description: Possibly the nicest guy to join a team called, "MOFOS"
     

Kristina D
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Excel spreadsheets
Weakness: Bank security
Description:
     

Justin T
MOFO Since 2016
Strength: Magnitude
Weakness: P
Description:
     

Jacky L
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Quick acquisition of Disney paraphernalia
Weakness:
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Marc R
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Erg
Weakness: Spray tan
Description: Beast
     

Jia M
MOFO Since 2016
Strength:
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Kim B
MOFO Since 2014-2016
Strength: Calling on the Force to choke innocent team mates
Weakness: Chicken Waffles
Description:
     

Heather N
MOFO Since 2014-2016
Strength: Ninja Focus
Weakness: ROXXAAANNNEEEE!!
Description: Barrel of monkeys
     

Caroline I
MOFO Since 2015-2016
Strength: Bears
Weakness:
Description: Ip-woman
     

Sandy C
MOFO Since 2015-2016
Strength: International collection of restaurant dinner pics
Weakness: Proper orientation of reading books
Description:
     

Vivian L
MOFO Since 2015-2016
Strength: Athleticism
Weakness:
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2015 Alumni

Hamilton L
MOFO Since 2002
Strength: Ninja Reflexes
Weakness: Being out of Canada
Description: Original shirtless Mofo
     

Alfred P
MOFO Since 2002
Strength: Going buck
Weakness: Deep fried pork chops
Description: Likes Poon
     

Shannon W
MOFO Since 2007
Strength: Pushups
Weakness: Getting pressured into pushup competitions
Description: Loves long chariot rides by the beach
     

Anne L
MOFO From 2007-2009, 2013
Strength: Pilates
Weakness: Prone to setting up Shannon to get beat up
Description: Vandalizes and spray paints her name everywhere
     

Damian D
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Punctuality
Weakness: English interviews on Chinese televsion
Description: Infinitely photographable
     

Mike M
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Quiet paddling
Weakness: Preposterous flexing
Description: Zen Master
     

Ryan D
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Selfies
Weakness:
Description: Team Photoshopper
     

Jade W
MOFO Since 2015
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Jaff R
MOFO From 2003-2006,2011
Strength: Auto-on smart ass remarks
Weakness: Justin Beiber and William Shakespeare
Description: Nuclear physicist with a heart of gold
     

Helen L
MOFO Since 2010
Strength: Hyperactivity
Weakness: Focused Conversation
Description: These hills are going down!
     

Tricia H
MOFO Since 2011
Strength: Japanese war cries
Weakness: Sewage
Description: Glamazon
     

Bobby L
MOFO Since 2011-2012, 2014
Strength: Altitude
Weakness: Attitude
Description: Owes a lot to the homeless
     

Janice L
MOFO Since 2013
Strength: Off-season chinup training
Weakness: War Canoe
Description: Miss Piggy
     

Alex H
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Defying Gravity
Weakness: Stopping viral photoshops
Description: McFly
     

Patrick H
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Modelling
Weakness: Being skinny
Description: Hung Low
     

Biljana F
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Art
Weakness:
Description: Hill Billy
     

Bas P
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Real Estate
Weakness: Urge to leave regattas early
Description:
     

Frank N
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Vivian
Weakness: Vivian
Description:
     

Iva D
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: French
Weakness: Leaving Toronto
Description:
     

Taras M
MOFO Since 2015
Strength: Deadlifts
Weakness: Democracy
Description:
     

Sabrina L
MOFO Since 2015
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2014 Alumni

Jon K
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Mental fortitude
Weakness: Rice Cakes
Description: Johnny Burger w/ fries (intestinal fortitude)
     

Tiffany C
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Wind sprints
Weakness: Sharp knives
Description: Delicate exterior hides deadliness
     

Andrea S
MOFO Since 2013
Strength:
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Kin S
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Cunning Linguist
Weakness: Masquerading as Alan Singh
Description:
     

Nick K
MOFO From 2009
Strength: Buffets
Weakness: Going from not working out at all to 100% at DCC
Description: My Nicky
     

Mike C
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Gigantism
Weakness: Fitting in small places
Description:
     

Corin M
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Muay Thai
Weakness:
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HC Z
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Super Saiyan
Weakness: Spandex Onesies
Description: Motivator and movator
     

Angela K
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Flexibility
Weakness: Mutton
Description:
     

Chris L
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Burried paddles
Weakness: Leaving work early
Description: Secret Weapon
     

David N
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Organization
Weakness: 1) Waiting 2) Ladies 3) Plaque
Description: Hello ladies!
     

Amanda W
MOFO Since 2013
Strength: Writing an entire thesis on a topic people can't even pronounce
Weakness:
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2013 Alumni

Heidi Y
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Volleyball
Weakness: Vegas
Description: Tower A
     

Alex
MOFO Since 2013
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Galen
MOFO Since 2013
Strength: Dedication
Weakness: Montreal
Description:
     

Mischa
MOFO Since 2013
Strength: ERG
Weakness: Remaining on the team for an entire season
Description:
     

Mike B
MOFO Since 2005
Strength: Running our workouts
Weakness: Protein farts
Description: The % formerly known as 4%
     

Katherine W
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Backflips
Weakness: Bavarian anything
Description: Prodigy
     

Sascha H
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Experimenting with children
Weakness: Adapting to wimpy non-communist regime training methods
Description: Germinator
     

Jeff K
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Creativity
Weakness: Getting lost at sea
Description: Mandarin sensation
     

Jaclyn W
MOFO Since 2009, 2013
Strength: Spiritual enlightenment
Weakness: Leaving Canada
Description: Bringing English to the masses
     

Christine
MOFO Since 2013
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Olga
MOFO Since 2013
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Abdul A
MOFO Since 2014
Strength: Backstreet Boys
Weakness: Warming up
Description:
     

2012 Alumni

Peter H
MOFO From 2003-2006, 2012
Strength: Organization
Weakness: Lawn-mower
Description: Mr. Congeniality
     

Navin S
MOFO Since 2007-2012
Strength: Soca Train
Weakness: Pho Train
Description: Best paddling face
     

Laura T
MOFO Since 2008-2012
Strength: Flip cup
Weakness: Hot cox dot com
Description: bok bok chicken
     

Felix Z
MOFO Since 2009-2012
Strength: Trash talk
Weakness: Nicknames
Description: Flex Kitten
     

Stephanie H
MOFO Since 2009-2012
Strength: Beast mode
Weakness: Kittens
Description: Stephenomenal
     

Jon K
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Mental fortitude
Weakness: Rice Cakes
Description: Johnny Burger w/ fries (intestinal fortitude)
     

Tiffany C
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Wind sprints
Weakness: Sharp knives
Description: Delicate exterior hides deadliness
     

Gillian R
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Power Balls
Weakness: Bacon wrapped sausage meat sticks
Description: Crossfit machine
     

Peter F
MOFO Since 2005-2012
Strength: Doesn't get tired. Ever.
Weakness: Death threats
Description: This water f***** sucks!
     

Bobby L
MOFO Since 2011-2012
Strength: Altitude
Weakness: Attitude
Description: Owes a lot to the homeless
     

Kara C
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Cinematography
Weakness: Sporadic superpowers
Description: Kara-oke Supergirl
     

Tristan S
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Hemingway has met his match
Weakness: Snails
Description: Triplash
     

Jon J
MOFO Since 2012
Strength: Muscle-ups
Weakness: Kumon
Description: Resident drug dealer
     

2011 Alumni

Vy L
MOFO Since 2002-2011
Strength: Razor sharp knuckles
Weakness: Lululemon
Description: Packs a punch
     

Theresa K
MOFO Since 2011
Strength: Roundhouse kicks
Weakness: Palace
Description: TKO!
     

Lara T
MOFO From 2011
Strength:
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Gracia F
MOFO Since 2009-2011
Strength: Counting
Weakness: None
Description: Ms. Determination
     

Andrew C
MOFO Since 2005-2007,2010-2011
Strength: Sparring
Weakness: Tomahawk chest slaps
Description: Out of retirement
     

Sarah W
MOFO From 2003-2007,2011
Strength: Outrigger time trials on par with men
Weakness: being forced to erg
Description: athlete
     

Adam M
MOFO From 2003-2007,2011
Strength: 1 armed chinups
Weakness: fighting crime
Description: WOOD!
     

Justine W
MOFO Since 2011
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Kif M
MOFO Since 2011
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Quentin S
MOFO Since 2011
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2010 Alumni

Ben C
MOFO From 2010
Strength: Cardio
Weakness: Staying Awake
Description:
     

Neesa R
MOFO From 2010
Strength: Cycling
Weakness: Leaving practice before the rest of the team arrives
Description:
     

Chris L
MOFO From 2010
Strength:
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Nick K
MOFO From 2009-2010
Strength: Buffets
Weakness:  
Description: My Nicky
     

Kevin K
MOFO From 2008-2010
Strength: Pushups
Weakness: No verbal filter
Description: Coach
     

Ryan L
MOFO From 2006-2010
Strength: Strength
Weakness: Dirty Sanchez
Description: Strawberry Shortcake
     

Michelle L
MOFO From 2005-2010
Strength: Patience
Weakness: Craves human blood
Description: Baby kicker
     

Steve X
MOFO Since 2006
Strength: Picking up...weights
Weakness: egg tarts
Description: Has 6 biceps on his stomach
     

2009 Alumni

Anne L
MOFO From 2007-2009
Strength: Pilates
Weakness: Prone to setting up Shannon to get beat up
Description: Vandalizes and spray paints her name everywhere
     

Elina T
MOFO From 2008-2009
Strength: Legs
Weakness: Groping innocent subway patrons
Description: Push-up champion
     

Aileen Z
MOFO From 2008-2009
Strength: Brushing teeth
Weakness: Eddie Gissing
Description: Violent
     

Dan A
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Soccer
Weakness:  
Description:  
     

Dennis N
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Veins
Weakness:  
Description:  
     

Mareike G
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Muffins
Weakness:  
Description:  
     

Mike F
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Speed bag
Weakness:  
Description: Brent
     

Vanessa Y
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: 5 plate push
Weakness: Living in a binary world of real and not-real Chinese food
Description: Jeans
     

Jaclyn W
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Spiritual enlightenment
Weakness: Leaving Canada
Description: Bringing English to the masses
     

Kevin W
MOFO Since 2009
Strength: Trial by fire
Weakness: Tundra
Description: Jacked
     

Jade L
MOFO Since 2008
Strength: Triathlons
Weakness: Nasty habit of shanking jail cell mates
Description: Ninja
     

Veronica S
MOFO Since 2009
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2008 Alumni

Jamie Y
MOFO From 2008
Strength: BJJ
Weakness: Unprovoked violent rampage
Description: Likes to throw down
     

Al Y
MOFO From 2008
Strength: Smashing opponent's cups during muay thai fights
Weakness: Rotator cuffs
Description: I didn't put the wrist band on because I didn't feel like it
     

Lucie C
MOFO From 2008
Strength: Nocturnal
Weakness: Work
Description: Lucie Mofo enjoys her beauty sleep in Ottawa
     

Mona S
MOFO Since 2008
Strength: Negotiations
Weakness: Bullies the homeless
Description: Famous in Bollywood
     

2007 Alumni

Chery A
MOFO from 2007
Strength: Modelling
Weakness: Living far away
Description: Toronto Sun girl
     

Ellen S
MOFO From 2007
Strength: Tucows
Weakness: Buying condos underneath Risto
Description: Cantonese wedding translator
     

Christina C
MOFO From 2006-2007
Strength: Cool Sunglasses
Weakness: Communist Rule
Description:  
     

Zuhra A
MOFO From 2006-2007
Strength: Paddling
Weakness: Commuting
Description: Kayaker extrodinaire
     

Sophia N
MOFO From 2005-2007
Strength: Attracts a lineup at clubs
Weakness: Morning
Description: I just can't pretend to be that f***** nice
     

Jenn N
MOFO From 2005-2007
Strength: Channeling rage into paddling
Weakness: Hates water
Description: come on b*****s
     

Andrew C
MOFO From 2005-2007
Strength: Wheel barrow racing
Weakness: Shoulders
Description: Faster than automatic doors
     

Sarah W
MOFO From 2003-2007
Strength: Outrigger time trials on par with men
Weakness: being forced to erg
Description: athlete
     

Adam M
MOFO From 2003-2007
Strength: 1 armed chinups
Weakness: fighting crime
Description: WOOD!
     

Sandy F
MOFO From 2003-2007
Strength: Dedication
Weakness: Anger management
Description: Can't jump as high as Ryan Brown
     

Kay C
MOFO From 2003-2007
Strength: Positivity
Weakness: Telling Sandy to shut the **** up
Description: Ball of happiness
     

Melinda W
MOFO From 2003-2007
Strength: A-frame
Weakness: Too busy with minor things like healing people
Description: Doctor
     

Aaron M
MOFO From 2002-2007
Strength: Craziest cardio ever seen
Weakness: Meat
Description: Has lasers for eyes
     

Christine S
MOFO From 2002-2007
Strength: Leopard skin cowboy hats
Weakness: back breakers
Description: Gets the job done
     

Victor C
MOFO From 2002-2007
Strength: Loyalty
Weakness: Shifting contact lenses
Description: I own you like a sandwich
     

2006 Alumni

Rebecca Q
MOFO From 2006
Strength: Toronto
Weakness: Boston
Description:  
     

Glyndon B
MOFO From 2005-2006
Strength: FAME bodybuilding competitions
Weakness: Silence
Description: Pro wrestler forced to live in normal society
     

Agnes C
MOFO From 2005-2006
Strength: Subject of 1 million photos
Weakness: UFC submission hold demonstrations
Description: Too many knives
     

Jaff R
MOFO From 2003-2006
Strength: Cardio
Weakness: Unable to prevent smart ass comments from flying out
Description: Nuclear physicist
     

Natalie W
MOFO From 2003-2006
Strength: Knitting
Weakness:  
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Peter H
MOFO From 2003-2006
Strength: Organization
Weakness: High stroke rates
Description: Handy man
     

Risto J
MOFO From 2002-2006
Strength: Creative genius
Weakness: Normalcy
Description: Free bird
     

2005 Alumni

Amanda S
MOFO From 2005
Strength: Judo
Weakness: Firearms & explosives
Description: Powerful
     

Greg F
MOFO From 2003-2005
Strength: Giant
Weakness: Fitting in small spaces
Description: Biggest Mofo
     

2004 Alumni

Dragon L
MOFO From 2004
Strength: Paddled for every dragon boat team in history
Weakness: Violence
Description: Kicker of babies
     

Nico T
MOFO From 2004
Strength: Power paddler
Weakness: Early morning drives to GWN women's team practices
Description: Ngor Tai Danger
     

Eric A
MOFO From 2004
Strength: "special" pre-race war cries
Weakness: Waiting between races
Description: Rugy U18 national team member
     

Rebecca N
MOFO From 2004
Strength: Pipes
Weakness: Waiting between races with Eric
Description: Revered gym trainer
     

Amy Shea
MOFO From 2004
Strength: changing hair colors
Weakness: Subjected to Risto at work
Description:  
     

Mike W
MOFO From 2003-2004
Strength: Making awesome Mofo videos
Weakness: Free time
Description: Any hot chicks?
     

Tracy Li
MOFO From 2003-2004
Strength: Causing excitement
Weakness: Standing still
Description: lives in fast forward
     

Liz L
MOFO From 2003-2004
Strength: Selling fund raiser tickets
Weakness: Refunding fund raiser tickets
Description: Energizer Bunny
     

Tan Q
MOFO From 2002-2004
Strength: Writing
Weakness: Sandy's big toe
Description: Tantastik
     

2003 Alumni

Andrea W
MOFO From 2003
Strength: Wrestling
Weakness: Flipping dragon boats and getting hit by car doors
Description: Keeper of the Dan
     

Kristi R
MOFO From 2003
Strength: Biking across Canada
Weakness: Appetite for destruction
Description:  
     

Christie X
MOFO From 2003
Strength: TKD
Weakness: Pacific Mall
Description: Quiet
     

Gordon T
MOFO From 2003
Strength: Computer Science
Weakness: Can't resist grinding innocent victims
Description: Power factor 2.0
     

Jamie P
MOFO From 2003
Strength: Personal training
Weakness: Peer pressure to race after not paddling for years
Description:  
     

Willie D
MOFO From 2002-2003
Strength: Humble
Weakness: Peer pressure
Description: Tank
     

Dave S
MOFO From 2002-2003
Strength: Consistently able to show up exactly as the boat leaves the docks
Weakness: Breaking paddles
Description: Italion Stallion
     

Dan A
MOFO From 2002-2003
Strength: Laughter
Weakness: Seriousness
Description: African Prince who wants to wire money to your bank account
     

2002 Alumni

Tom W
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Ambition
Weakness: Women
Description: Nice birthday
     

Jude M
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Eating
Weakness: Disappearing
Description:  
     

Andy T
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Climbing the CN Tower
Weakness:  
Description: Captain house party
     

Benita H
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Sewing
Weakness: IBM
Description: Benita Chquita
     

Mike H
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Sensitivity
Weakness: Almost as good as Jimmy at softball
Description: I'm an athlete *vrrooom vrrooom*
     

Allison H
MOFO From 2002
Strength: volunteer work
Weakness: Disappearing
Description: Original Active Blue Instructor
     

Belinda W
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Nursing
Weakness: Baby Sitting
Description: Nice Wong
     

Catherine L
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Toronto
Weakness: New York
Description: Great Lam
     

Huyen N
MOFO During 2002
Strength: Public Administration
Weakness: Mike Chill
Description: Fresh breeze of Vietnamese
     

Tasha S
MOFO From 2002
Strength: Racing without practicing
Weakness:  
Description: MIA